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OMG. An amazing thing happened today. My parents now have the internet at their house. I am actually writing this entry on my bed, in my underwear while watching the Gauntlet 3. I am actually crying tears of joy at this very moment. For your enjoyment I am going to show you what I saw at the gym today. This:




WTF Douche?! Are you in the Mohave Desert?! Oh, I'm sorry, obviously you working out so hard you needed to have hydration attached to you like a camel. I saw you "working out" on the stairmaster fatty. Go awai forever. Seriously, this isn't as bad as the guy I saw running, fast, in jeans. I hope to see him again. I have also started to realize that there are not enough hours in the day for me to do all of the things I want to. I still have a million Nintendo DS games to play, like 4 books to read, and watch all of the lame shows I look forward to. Maybe I should quit my job to do all of these things and MORE! Right now, I am really into Brain Age. I started out with a brain age of 55!! Sick. I have been playing daily for about 2 weeks and now my brain age is 27 so I am proud. The game does really cute things sometimes like when it asks you to draw stuff from memory. I thought I drew a pretty accurate Hippo and I thought I would share it here. So cute




Ok, so I am going to keep on interwebbing so bye.

This has been the season of gross for me. I feel like I am getting sick more often than I used to! Right now, I have only been able to eat about a roll of crackers and gatorade in 2 days. The upside is that I have lost like 15 lbs and I have been making progress on Yoshi's Island and Zelda on DS. The bad side is SEVERE reverse vomiting (think about it) and abdominal cramps that make me want to rip my intestines out. I hope to feel better, but really, what for. After this week ends, I dont have a free weekend to look forward to, instead I go to Fresno. Ugh, gross. This is K-Feds hometown so there. Please regale me with tales of love, fortune, adventure and revenge. Also, Flava of Love 3 sucks so far, and that makes me REALLY sad.

SERIOUSLY. HE IS EPIC. GO HILLARY

I am meeting Bill CLinton today!!!! I got my blue beret dry cleaned too! Updates and photos later...

Ok, not really obvi. I am in chico tonight awaiting Youth Ambassador training in Redding tomorrow. I drove all day in this gross Jeep SUV. It had satellite and I listened to George Lopez for an hour and I loved it. I am SO Latina. I am watching Groundhog Day now and cannot wait to see Erin tomorrow! We are going to make some weird Superbowl treat for Sunday. I really hate Superbowl. But I love the treats!!

P.S. I am moving from this:


To this:


A real office!! With door! OMG STUNNING

Ok, so I am trying to make 08 the year of me. I know, like every year is the year of me, but this is different.
Some current projects I am working on are:
1. Tracking down former crushes and stalking them until I figure out if I like them again.
2. Make millions of friendship bracelets
3. Start baking and creating delicious yet hilarious treats.
4. Travel more and buy my first car
5. Figure out my next place to live, LA, NY or back to SF!?
6. Have a huge garage sale and cry as some tacky whore picks up my old Zac Posen heel and asks, "What is this brand?"
7. Increase my running mileage, and get really thin and tan
8. Get married, then divorced
9. Picking out a graduate school/program (maybe)
10. Form a band
11. Get my dog to stop barking so much.
This is a shortlist, Hopefully I can come up with some other ideas as they come.

Here are some hos dancing in cloth at GOA in Hollywood FYT: